|Writer's Block: Family ties
||[Nov. 23rd, 2011|10:32 am]
|||||Good Tradition - Tanita Tikaram (check out the lyrics ;-) )||]|
What do you love to do with your family?
Oh, ffs! I know that not all Americans embody the preppy, Pollyanna-ish inanity which is so much to the fore with these questions. The 'Occupy' movement started there, for example, and that is potentially the most significant and empowering development in politics (on a global scale) for decades. Why, then, is none of this intelligence brought to bear on the forum?
Anyway, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, and bearing in mind the fact that America is neck deep in a recession from which there seems no way out which does not involve genocide (or the even less likely scenario : taxing the rich and reigning in the banks), may I suggest the following family friendly activities as useful bonding exercises :
Queueing for food stamps
Hanging at the Mall (ready to swoop on discarded Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts detritus)
Swapping roadkill recipes
Playing knockout Twister to determine whose kidney is sold to fund next months medical treatment
As a coda to all this snarkiness, it should perhaps be noted that the British have a somewhat different take on family, ie. the secret of successful family life is to strive to spend as little time as possible with actual family members. This is typified by our Xmas-related collective trauma, prozac-gobbling panic at the approach of school holidays, and inordinate love of the garden shed...